"Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound!"
"Look! Up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"No, It's a plane!"
"Wait, It's ..... Super Retarded Dog!?"
Once upon a time in the growing metropolis of the Base Network, there lived a delightfully goofy canine known as Super Retarded Dog. With a head full of fluff and a heart full of good intentions, this dog wasn’t just a regular pet; he was an icon of lovable misunderstandings and comic mishaps.
One sunny day, Super Retarded Dog stumbled upon a gathering crowd, buzzing with excitement around something called “DogeCoin.” Mistaking “Doge” for “Dog,” our furry friend believed it was a grand convention celebrating dogs like himself! Little did he know, there is no competitor for $SRD on Base. Eager to participate, Super Retarded Dog wagged his tail all the way into the world of the blue chain.
With no concept of blockchain but an unmatched enthusiasm, he decided to launch his own token: “$SRD.” The pitch? “It’s like money, but funnier, and you can only buy treats with it!” The idea was simple yet ridiculous enough that it’s catching the attention of onchain degens that appreciate a good and real meme.
And so, in the bustling alleys of Base, while everybody is forking BRETT, $SRD is floating on a bubble of giggles and good cheer, proving that in the world of memes: sometimes all you need is a good laugh and a wagging tail.
Tokenomics
Token Name: Super Retarded Dog
Token Ticker: $SRD
Chain: BASE
Total Supply: 1 Billion
Circulating Supply: 1 Billion
Sell-/Buy Tax: 0%
How to buy
Download MetaMask
Download Metamask from the App Store or search on Google for the Browser Extension
Bridge ETH from ERC20 to BASE
Go to bridge.base.org – You can easily bridge your ETH tokens from ERC20 to BASE network
Swap on UniSwap
Head over to UniSwap – make sure to switch to BASE network and SWAP your ETH to $SRD
Disclaimer
Hold onto your leashes, folks! $SDR is the ultimate meme currency created by none other than Super Retarded Dog himself. Please note, investing in $SDR is like playing fetch with a boomerang — it’s fun, unpredictable, and should not be your go-to strategy for retirement (unless you plan on retiring in a doghouse). This coin is powered by tail wags, belly rubs, and good old canine charisma, so while it may not get you a yacht, it’s guaranteed to fetch you some laughs. Invest responsibly: always keep one paw on reality and the other on your treat bag!